How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? — Who cares?
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? — Two. One to screw it in, and one to ride my rodney!
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6 This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. 7 Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor. — Romans 13:6-7
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